Sunday, November 06, 2005

Entourage, Ozzie's Hair, and Fattening Chipotle

-I was able to see "Jarhead" this weekend and I was not impressed. The previews tricked you into thinking it was going to be some intense, non-stop action war movie, when it was actually the opposite.

-I don't know what it is, but I seem to have bad luck in movie theaters. I always sit around people that talk. And I don't have the friggin guts to tell them to shut the hell up. Damn, people suck!

-I started watching the first season of "Entourage" on DVD. I gotta say, I like the show. But at the same time it kind of gets me jealous. Why couldn't one of my friends from High School, been some cool, good lucking, famous actor? Then I would get to live off his money, never work, and get leftover women. (Lesson for youngsters: Only be friends with cool, good looking people. Nice friends will you get you nowhere.)

-Ozzie Guillen sure has a great head of hair. Very underrated.

-Just found out that I will be in the Thanksgiving parade on a float, promoting the company I work for. (And no I am not going to be one of the blimps.)

-Is it just me or does anybody else have trouble finding the type of pickles they desire in the grocery store? I could of sworn that I was there for a good half-hour.

-That Melinda girl from the "The Real World," sure has a nice rack.

-Christian Slater fell off a roof, while intoxicated at a Paris Hilton party. This is the best career move he has had made, since the movie "Hard Rain."

-I heard there was some gay dude making anti-semitic remarks on the "Apprentice" this past week. Somebody please put a muzzle on that damn fairy.

-How sad is it that I still can't watch scarey movies?

-Drew, I hope you're giving this blog a thumbs up.

-The Bulls look less talented this season, but they're still playing their asses off.

-When will Isiah Thomas be relieved of his general manager responsibilites?

-Nicole Richie looks gross as hell.

-I made a Turkey Burger on my Foreman at 2 o'clock in the morning. How fat and pathetic is that?

-I recently found out how bad Chipotle Burritos are for you. Even my Burrito Bowls have like over 30 grams of fat. (Not counting sour cream or guacamole.)

-I sure could go for some Chipotle right now.

I'm Out!

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