Okay, where should I start here. If I am not at my full strength I deeply apologize. I've been having some stomach problems the last two days. Looks like the inner fat kid ate at too many buffets on Spring Break.
Anyways, last night Monday night I caught the last few minutes of the Howard Stern show. As most of you know, Howard Stern is one of my idols. I think he is one of the most talented people in the industry. And of course on his show, he has a naked chick on there who wants to be evaluated for Playboy. Not a big shocker here. But when I saw the girl, I thought to myself "Boy, she sure looks familiar." She looks just like this guy's girlfriend from my fraternity. I remember hearing rumors that she use to strip, but how the hell could she on the Howard Stern?
I was pissed that I missed most of the episode because I wanted to see if it was really her. The episdoe was going to be replayed at 1 in the morning, but I did not want to feel like crap at work the next day. Forutnately, the supernatural spirits were with with me and I woke up with a bad stomach. So now I had the whole day to do some research and figure out if it was truly her. My first plan was to go the Howard Stern web site and try to find some pictures there. After navigating through the site and I finally fell upon the pictures of her. BINGO! That's her! There were four pictures of her butt naked and I will say she looked fairly nice.
So there was only one thing left to do: Forward the link of the pictures to my pledge brothers. Thats exacty what I did. Sent a mass e-mail out, with a four-step direction on how to view the pictures. A minute later I got a call from my buddy B.J., who happened to already know about her appearance on Stern. I was like "How come you didn't tell me about this?" B.J. replied, "Well I didn't want to be the jackass that forward the pictures to everybody." No problem here B.J, I'll go ahead and be the jackass that sends out the pictures. B.J. then informed me some info about the naked gal. She is a stripper in Indy, making tons of money. She recently got engaged to one of my fraternity brothers. Who by the way is a good guy, if you are curious. And she was on the Howard Stern show because she wanted to be evaluated to see what nude magazines she could get into. Apparently, Howard felt she was not good looking enough to be in Playbody, but good enough for Hustler. I trust his opinion.